Science kehta hai k pani boil
karne se germs mar jaate hain…..
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Par science ko ye nahi pata k
germs ki dead bodies
to pani me hi reh jati hai….
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“kasam se bachpan se hi genious hun, lekin kabhi show nhe
kiya”;) :D :D :D
Santa:"Life Me kitne bhi Dukh mile Gam mile apne aansu bah
jane dena unhe rokna mat..
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Banta:"Kyu yaar...:/
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Santa:"kyu ki ruke hue pani
me hi Malaria wale maccharande dete hai...
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Santa knocks the door .
Banta:kaun hai ?? .
Santa:mai hoon .
Banta:mai kaun ?? . . . . .
Santa:le abe pagal khud ko hi bhool gaya tu
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Passenger : how dare u put hand in my pocket>:O
Santa : i wanted match box8-|
Passenger : u cud have asked me>:O
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Ek raah chalti ladki ko dekh kar santa bol...
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Kya aap mujhe pehchanti hai..
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Ladki- nahi mai nahi pehchanti...
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Santa- ji mai wahi ho jisko aapne 2 din pehle b nahi pehchana tha...
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Teacher : Jis aadmi k dono haath na ho
usey Hindi aur English me kya kahenge.?
Santa: Hindi me THAKUR
aur
English me HANDS FREE.!
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