Social Media Jokes

Effect of Facebook...
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Teacher:"Batao Parle-G par Jo
Green dot bana
hota hai Uska kya matlab hota hai.. ??
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Student:"Sir iska matlab hai KiParle sahab abhi Online hain..:p

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Kya aapko pata h duniya ka sabse
pehla jahaaz kahan uda tha
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Janiye is chhote se break k baad.
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Surf exel-daag achhe hain..
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Rupa front line-raho sabse aage.
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Asli masale sach sach-
MDH, MDH
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Washing powder washing powder nirma
Nirmaaaaaa
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Laila ko
karna tha impress
majnu ne khai minto Fresh.
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Hi handsome Hi handsome
Hi handsome
fair and handsome cream
for mens
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Rahiye na bekhabar
dekhiye fir khaas khabar
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After 15 min -
Welcome Back to
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Duniya ka sabse pehla jahaz
"Hawa" me uda tha..;)::D::

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Agar Jackie Chain Ki
Mother-In-Law Kidnap Ho Jaye
To Use Kaun Vapas Layega?
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Guess?
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Vicks Vapourub...!
Kyunki Vicks Lautaye Chain Ki Saas:p

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What will be the ad for Petrol in Year 2020?
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Buy 10 liter Petrol&Get 1 Tata Nano free…!!!

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Dadi marte hue boli : "Beta me apna farm, 6 tractor, 50 janwar n 22,389,630 cash tmhare naam karti
hoon..
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Ladka:"dadi ye sub hai kaha.. ??
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Dadi:"Farmville­ on Facebook..:p :O=)) X_X


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reporter ne zakhmi aadmi se
pucha
"jab bomb gira to kya wo zor se
fata?"
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Aadmi
nahi haramzade, wo rengta hua
mere pas aya
or sharma ke mujhse bola paaji Kabi Has Be liya Kro

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Reporter (kasab ki phasi ke
pehle):
"aapko kaisa laga 4 saal india
me reh kar.. ??
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KASAB:"mujhe pata nahi tha k
mein yaha 4 saal rahunga..
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Nahi to Mai Engineering Kar
Leta..

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