Sunday 25 September 2016

Pappu Jokes








Pappu went to USA and had a
meeting with OBAMA..
OBAMA : I
want to show you
that how much advance we are
Come with me, He takes him to
a forest.
.
OBAMA : Dig the ground. pappu
did it.
.
OBAMA : More….More…More -…
pappu went upto 100 Feet.
.
OBAMA : So now, try to search
something.
.
Pappu : I got a Wire.
.
OBAMA: You know, it shows that
even 100 years ago we used to
have telephones. Pappu became
frustrated. He
invited OBAMA to India.
Next year OBAMA was in India.
Pappu : I want to show you our
advancement.
The same…he takes OBAMA to a
forest.
Pappu : Dig it... obama does.
.
Pappu : More….More…More -……
OBAMA goes upto almost 400
feet.
.
Pappu :Try to find something.
OBAMA tries Pappu : Did you get
anything?
.
OBAMA: No, there is nothing
here.
.
Pappu: you know, it shows that
even 400 years
ago, we used to have WIRELESS
mob !!!
Obama shockd pappu rockd!!!!

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Pappu - ek liter aata dena
Dukandar - aata kilo mai aata hai liter mai nahi
Pappu - is botel mai ek kilo aata dena
Dukandar - aby tune muje pagal ker diya hai ab tu dukan per beth or mai grahk banta hu
Ek kilo aata dena
.
Pappu - botel laye ho

Toko like pappu ustad per

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Pappu ne apne aalsi nakur se kaha - tum khali bathe ho itne machher gun guna rahe hai inhe mar girao
.
Thodi der baad
Pappu - aby tujse kaha to tha machhero ko mar de
Ye to abhi bhi gun guna rahe hai
.
Nakur - sahab machhro ko to mene mar diya
Ye to un machhro ki vidhva biwiya hai jo ro rahi hai

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