Thursday 9 February 2017

Teddy Bear Day 10th feb 2017

Teddy Day

Teddy Day
Teddy Day is the fourth day of the Valentine’s week which is being celebrated very enthusiastically on annual basis on 10th of February by the youths and other interested people. Now, it has been started celebrating as an international event celebration in almost all the regions of every country.

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Teddy Day 2017 would be celebrated all over the world by the people on 10th of February, at Friday.

How Teddy Day is Celebrated

Couples and youths celebrate this great event of the valentine’s week by gifting their loved ones a lovely and attractive teddy. They send a valentine teddy means love bear to their wife, partner, spouse, friends, and other loved ones. Teddies are mostly liked too much by the women, girls and children so wishing the loved ones by giving teddy bears at this day is very famous all over the world. Teddies are the toys contributing to the bedroom decorations forever as well as good memories. Teddies are the soft toys looking very attractive and cute, can attract anyone’s mood to be happy. People send it by the post, courier or by hand to their love.
Even teddies have no real hearts, no real voice and body however; they are fully stuffed with love and affection. They can say everything to the loved ones without voice and even attract and freshens their moods to get happy and understand the indication of their loved ones. It is considered that the bedroom without teddies is not complete and just like the face without smile.
Make your Teddy Day Celebration – Romantic
Gift a beautiful teddy (choose color liked most by your soul mate) to your sweetheart on this day. Get ready early in the morning and go to him/her to gift a sweet smiling teddy. You can also courier your gift at his/her address to give surprise. Decorating the room of your loved ones with lots of smiling teddies is also a nice idea to wish him/her a very happy teddy day. Send a text message, voice message, or do a video calling to surprise your loved ones on this day. Take him/her out in the evening for a nice outing to have some joy, togetherness, dinner and lots of talk. You can also make your soul mate happy at this day by involving in the activities what he/she likes.

Teddy Day Quotes

  • “In a world where everyone seems to be larger and louder than yourself, it is very comforting to have a small, quiet companion.” – Peter Gray
  • “Age simply doesn’t enter into it! The older the friend, the more he is valued, particularly when he shows so visibly the characteristics that we all look for in friends. You have only to look at a genuine teddy’s face to see at once the loyalty, common sense, and above all, dependability behind it.” – Peter Bull
  • “A bear teaches us that if the heart is true, it doesn’t matter much if an ear drops off.” – Helen Exley
  • “It is most offensive to the kindly bears who’ve adopted us when we thoughtlessly blurt out some comment about “real” bears, or “alive” bears, as if our very real and lively bear friends weren’t.” – Alla Bozarth-Campbell
  • “Anyone who has looked a teddy bear in the face will recognize the friendly twinkle in his knowing look.” – Harold Nadolny
  • “Remember when I said Teddy can’t sleep without me? Well, truth is, I can’t sleep without Teddy.” – Webster Papadopolis
  • “Wake in the deepest dark of night and hear the driving rain. Reach out a hand and take a paw and go to sleep again.” – Charlotte Gray
  • “Bears sleep by day. At night they stay awake to chase away bad dreams.” – Jesse O’Neil
  • “A teddy bear does not depend upon mechanics to give him the semblance of life. He is loved – and therefore he lives.” – Pam Brown
  • “It’s hard to visualize the toys you had fifty years ago – all save bear. He’s as clear as if he were sitting on the desk in front of you…of course…he probably is.” – Pam Brown
  • “Once a bear has been loved by a human being, its expression is forever marked.” – Jama Kim Rattigan
  • “A bear remains a bear – even when most of him has fallen off or worn away.” – Charlotte Gray
  • “It’s pleasant for a bear to come home to the warmth of a fire, take a dollop of honey, talk to a friend, read the Daily Bear News, and finally creep under the quilt and sleep soundly all night.” – Barbara Werkmaster
  • “You really don’t have to be young to find a friend in a teddy bear.” – Rachel Newman
  • “Teddy bears like to go on morning picnics in the summertime, so they can enjoy the sunshine before it too hot for their furry selves.” – Abigail Darling
  • “A teddy bear is your childhood wrapped up in faded yellow fur, and as such, he commands affection long after he is out grown.” – Pam Brown
  • “Bears are just about the only toy that can lose just about everything and still maintain their dignity and worth.” – Samantha Armstrong
  • “When everyone else has let you down, there’s always Ted.” – Clara Ortega
  • “Now that I’m all grown up, I can buy any old Teddy Bear I want – except the old Teddy Bear I want.” – William Sternman
  • “At sales every other toy looks simply worn, dilapidated, grubby. A bear looks lost and abandoned and desperately in need of a loving home.” – Helen Thomson
  • “How many children, do you suppose, have carried a lifelong resentment of parents responsible for the surreptitious removal of their Teddy Bears?” – John Ziff
  • “There’s just something about a Teddy Bear that’s impossible to explain. When you hold one in your arms, you get a feeling of love, comfort and security. It’s almost supernatural.” – James Ownby
  • “Teddy Bears are like keys . . . They’re always in the first place you think they’d be, and the last place you look.” – Garfield

choaclate day 2017 on 9feb2017

Chocolate Day 2017

Chocolate Day 2017 would be celebrated by the youths, couples and friends all over the world on 9th of February, at Thursday.
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Chocolate Day
Chocolate Day is the third day of the Valentine’s week which is celebrated worldwide by the people of age group, especially by the youths, couples and friends, with great passion and joy every year on 9th of February. Chocolate Day is everyone’s favorite day as everyone likes to get and gift the bunch of chocolates to their loved ones, friends, valentines and etc. Mostly it is celebrated by the youths of the country by gifting chocolates to each other.

How to Celebrate Chocolate Day

Chocolate day celebration every year brings a favorite flavor of the each one in their life so, everyone celebrate it very peacefully and heartily. It is the western culture celebration which brings a revolution of real love through the chocolate love among the mass people all through the world. At this special day everyone become indulge in buying bunch of chocolates from the local candy stores or bakeries to gift to their most loved ones. Chocolate Day celebration gives everyone a reasonable reason to gift and consume nice and tasty chocolates.
Eating dark chocolates twice or thrice a week has their own health benefits as well so, this special day has become involved in contributing towards the health benefits. Chocolates are the powerhouse of antioxidants which helps in neutralizing the free radicals come out of the metabolism of fat, thus involves in preventing from the ageing and age related chronic diseases. Gifting chocolates at any occasion to the loved ones and friends removes all the tensions, sorrows, misunderstandings as well as brings them together to celebrate it together by enhancing the sweetness of relationship.
It is given by the couple to express their deep love and affection towards their loved ones or valentines. It is given by the youths to their girl friends to enhance the level of friendship or propose for love. It is given by anyone to anybody to show the love and care to each other.
How to make your Chocolate Day – Romantic
Third day of the valentine week is celebrated as the Chocolate day. All the days of valentine week are very special however chocolate day has some unique specialties to the people who celebrate it. This day has its own importance and celebrated every year on 9th of February. Lovers and couples celebrate this day very enthusiastically to express their feelings and love towards each other. It is the day for all love birds that swim in the oceans of love.
It is famed as so because of the chocolate sharing at this day. On this special occasion you can surprise your partner, friends, and other loved ones to make this day a really romantic day of the year. Brings more sweetness to your relationship and make bonding stronger through the box full of sweet chocolates. I have shared below some points which I think may be helpful for you to make your chocolate day romantic:
  • Wish your loves ones very early morning of the chocolate day through romantic messages, sms, romantic shayari or quotes to make them feel special.
  • Send him/her attractive and romantic images, wallpapers or whatsapp image messages, etc related to Chocolate Day to make your loved ones happy and surprised.
  • Write an effective whatsapp status and facebook status on this awesome Chocolate Day to make romantic mood of your loved ones.
  • Make this day memorable by sending a gift pack of dark chocolates or chocolate gift boxes. You can send this gift pack by courier or take yourself to your soul mates as a surprise.
  • Send an invitation card to your love to invite him/her at amazing places to celebrate chocolate day or pick yourself your soul mate for a nice long drive with a chocolate box. You can also go to amusement places, dance club, restaurant, hotel, etc to celebrate this day in your own way.
  • You can also join some activities especially organized for couples at this day like chocolate facial, chocolate spa, chocolate goodies cooking workshop, wine and chocolate party, etc.

Chocolate Day Quotes

  • “All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.” – Charles M. Schulz
  • “There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.” – Linda Grayson
  • “Without pain, how could we know joy?’ This is an old argument in the field of thinking about suffering and its stupidity and lack of sophistication could be plumbed for centuries but suffice it to say that the existence of broccoli does not, in any way, affect the taste of chocolate.” – John Green
  • “Will looked horrified. “What kind of monster could possibly hate chocolate?” – Cassandra Clare
  • “My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, I have finished 2 bags of M&M’s and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.” – Dave Barry
  • “Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter. Sweet. Alive.” – Joanne Harris
  • “Chocolate says “I’m sorry” so much better than words.” – Rachel Vincent
  • “Your hand and your mouth agreed many years ago that, as far as chocolate is concerned, there is no need to involve your brain.” – Dave Barry
  • “Anything is good if it’s made of chocolate.” – Jo Brand
  • “What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate.” – Katharine Hepburn
  • “If there’s no chocolate in Heaven, I’m not going.” – Jane Seabrook
  • “The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and Shakespeare…neither knew chocolate.” – Sandra Boynton
  • “Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world’s perfect food.” – Michael Levine
  • “Flowers wilt, jewelry tarnishes, and candles burn out…but chocolate doesn’t hang around long ehough to get old.” – Sr. Cocoa Loca
  • “It was like having a box of chocolates shut in the bedroom drawer. Until the box was empty it occupied the mind too much.” – Graham Greene
  • “Look, there’s no metaphysics on earth like chocolates.” – Fernando Pessoa
  • “I was like a chocolate in a box, looking well behaved and perfect in place, all the while harboring a secret center.” – Deb Caletti, Honey, Baby, Sweetheart
  • “Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love.” – Karl Petzke
  • “May your life be filled, as mine has been, with love and laughter; and remember, when things are rough all you need is … Chocolate.” – Geraldine Solon, Chocolicious
  • “Make a list of important things to do today. At the top of your list, put ‘eat chocolate.’ Now, you’ll get at least one thing done today.” – Gina Hayes
  • “Chocolate is like my best friend and the most intense pleasure at the same time, perhaps not the most intense, but the most regular and reliable one.” – Chloe Doutre-Roussel
  • “Caramels are only a fad. Chocolate is a permanent thing.” – Milton Snavely Hershey
  • “When we don’t have the words chocolate can speak volumes.” – Joan Bauer
  • “A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay” – Marcia Carrington
  • “Chocolate’s better than sex any day.” – Cherise Sinclair
  • “Chocolate is the only aromatherapy I need.” – Jasmine Heiler
  • “Secret of happiness: eating chocolate as one makes love. Making love as one eat chocolate.” – Guto Graca
  • “Wanna be always Happy? Always carry some chocolate with you.” 

Sunday 25 September 2016

Social Media Jokes






Effect of Facebook...
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Teacher:"Batao Parle-G par Jo
Green dot bana
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Student:"Sir iska matlab hai KiParle sahab abhi Online hain..:p

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Janiye is chhote se break k baad.
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Surf exel-daag achhe hain..
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Rupa front line-raho sabse aage.
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Asli masale sach sach-
MDH, MDH
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Washing powder washing powder nirma
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Laila ko
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Hi handsome Hi handsome
Hi handsome
fair and handsome cream
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Rahiye na bekhabar
dekhiye fir khaas khabar
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After 15 min -
Welcome Back to
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Duniya ka sabse pehla jahaz
"Hawa" me uda tha..;)::D::

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Agar Jackie Chain Ki
Mother-In-Law Kidnap Ho Jaye
To Use Kaun Vapas Layega?
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Guess?
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Vicks Vapourub...!
Kyunki Vicks Lautaye Chain Ki Saas:p

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What will be the ad for Petrol in Year 2020?
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Buy 10 liter Petrol&Get 1 Tata Nano free…!!!

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Dadi marte hue boli : "Beta me apna farm, 6 tractor, 50 janwar n 22,389,630 cash tmhare naam karti
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Ladka:"dadi ye sub hai kaha.. ??
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Dadi:"Farmville­ on Facebook..:p :O=)) X_X


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reporter ne zakhmi aadmi se
pucha
"jab bomb gira to kya wo zor se
fata?"
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Aadmi
nahi haramzade, wo rengta hua
mere pas aya
or sharma ke mujhse bola paaji Kabi Has Be liya Kro

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Reporter (kasab ki phasi ke
pehle):
"aapko kaisa laga 4 saal india
me reh kar.. ??
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KASAB:"mujhe pata nahi tha k
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Nahi to Mai Engineering Kar
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School Life Jokes






In Rockstar-'toote ­ hue dil se hi
Sangeet nikalta hai!!'....
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In exams-'chhute hue chapter se hi
Questions nikalta hai!! :D

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Ek 5th class ka bacha Bill Gates ko
letter likhta h
Sir,

Mujhe Kuch Sawal Poochne H
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1. Keyboard K Letters Sahi Jaga
Nahi Hen, Keyboard Ka Sahi
Version Kab Ayega?
2. Windows Main START Ka Button
... Hy, STOP Ka Nahi
3. Hum Ms-Word Use Karte Hen,
Mr- Word Kab Release Hoga?
4. Keyboard Main ANY KEY Ka
Button Nahi to Computer Q
Maangta Hy? Aakhir Main ek Zati
Sawal
5. Aap Ka Naam GATES Hai To Aap
WINDOWS Q Banatay H

Hogaya na Bill Gates ka Bheja Fry

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Jitni Padhai Girls Rickshaw,
Auto And Buses me Karti Hai..
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Utni Agar Class Ya Ghar Par kar le to,,
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Sir-Kaun sa Panchi sabse Tez udta
h?

Boy-Haathi.

Sir-Nalayak,tera baap kya karta h?

Boy-Chota Rajan k gang me
shooter hai.

Sir-Shaabaash! Haathi sahi jawab
hai.. :P

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kal raat jab maine kitab kholi to ehsaas
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kitab kholne ke baad jo neend aati
hai na...
wo neend ki goli khane se bhi nai
aati... :p :O :D
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केवल स्टूडेंट के लिए -: 🚶🏻🚶🏻

अगर प्रशन पेपर मुश्किल लगे,
या समझ में ना आये तो"...

एक गहरी सांस लो"....और जोर से चिल्लाओ,

"कमीनों, फेल ही करना है तो परिक्षा ही क्यों लेते हो।

😂😂😂😜😉.......!!!

एग्जाम के पावन मौके पर अर्ज़ है"...

पढ़ना लिखना त्याग दे नकल से रख आस".....
ओढ़ रजाई सो जा बेटा रब करेगा पास"...

पर्ची वाले बाबा की जय"....

😂😂😂😜😉.......!!!

निगाहें आज भी उस शख्स को शिद्दत से तलाश करतीहैं

जिसने कहा था, "बस दसवी कर लो, आगे पढ़ाई आसान है"।

😂😂😂😜😉.......!!!

बहुत दर्द होता है जब अध्यापिका बोलती है"...
कि तुम्हारा और तुम्हारे आगे वाले का जवाब एक है।

तब दिल से आवाज आती है,

"तो साला सवाल भी तो एक ही था"।

😂😂😂😜😉.......!!!

अगर एक अकेला टीचर सारे विषय (Subject) नहीं पढ़ा सकता तो"..

ऐसी उम्मीद क्यों करते हैं कि एक विद्यार्थी सारे विषय (Subject) पढ़े।

"जागो बच्चों जागो"

😂😂😂😜😉.......!!!

हर युग में ऐसा होता है"...
हर स्टूडेंट इश्क में खोता है"...

पढ़ाई रह जाती है सिर्फ दिखावे की"....

और फिर हाल-ए-दिल"... मार्कशीट पर बयाँ होता है।

😂😂😂😜😉.......!!!

हर तरफ पढ़ाई का साया है"...
हर पेपर में जीरो आया है"...

हम तो यूहीं चले जाते हैं बिना मुंह धोये ही"....

और लोग कहते हैं"....

 'साला रात भर पढ़कर आया है।'

😂😂😂😜😉.......!!!

जब Question पेपर हो आउट ऑफ़ कंट्रोल"....

आंसर शीट को करके फोल्ड"...
एयरोप्लेन बना के बोल"....

भैया "आल इज़ फेल।"

😂😂😂😜😉.......!!!

पढ़ाई सिर्फ दो वजह से होती है"...?

एक शौक से और दूसरा खौफ़ से।

फालतू के शौक हम रखते नहीं".....

और खौफ़ तो हमें किसी के बाप का भी नहीं।

😂😂😂😜😉.......!!!

एक विद्यार्थी की दर्द भरी शायरी"....

स्टूडेंट्स के दर्द को यह स्कूल वाले क्या जाने"....

क्लास के रिवाज़ों से सब माँ-बाप हैं अनजाने"....

होती है कितनी तकलीफ एक पेपर लिखने में"....

ये दर्द वो पेपर चेक करने वाला क्या जाने।

😂😂😂😜😉.......!!!

परीक्षा के बाद बच्चे और ऑपरेशन के बाद डॉक्टर एकही चीज़ कहते हैं,.......

"कुछ कह नहीं सकते, बस दुआ करें"।

😂😂😂😜😉.......!!!

हम जीते एक बार हैंमरते एक बार हैं".....

प्यार भी एक बार करते हैं"...

शादी भी एक बार ही करते हैं"...

तो फिर ये EXAMS बार-बार क्यों?

जागो स्टूडेंट्स (Students) जागो...!!!

😂😂😂😜😉.......!!!


Santa Banta Jokes








Science kehta hai k pani boil
karne se germs mar jaate hain…..
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Par science ko ye nahi pata k
germs ki dead bodies
to pani me hi reh jati hai….
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“kasam se bachpan se hi genious hun, lekin kabhi show nhe
kiya”;) :D :D :D

Santa:"Life Me kitne bhi Dukh mile Gam mile apne aansu bah
jane dena unhe rokna mat..
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Banta:"Kyu yaar...:/
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Santa:"kyu ki ruke hue pani
me hi Malaria wale maccharande dete hai...

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Santa knocks the door .
Banta:kaun hai ?? .
Santa:mai hoon .
Banta:mai kaun ?? . . . . .
Santa:le abe pagal khud ko hi bhool gaya tu


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Passenger : how dare u put hand in my pocket>:O
Santa : i wanted match box8-|

Passenger : u cud have asked me>:O


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Ek raah chalti ladki ko dekh kar santa bol...
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Kya aap mujhe pehchanti hai..
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Ladki- nahi mai nahi pehchanti...
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Santa- ji mai wahi ho jisko aapne 2 din pehle b nahi pehchana tha...

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Teacher : Jis aadmi k dono haath na ho

usey Hindi aur English me kya kahenge.?

Santa: Hindi me THAKUR

aur

English me HANDS FREE.!


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Rajnikant Jokes

Rajnikant Jokes





Rajnikant Garba ki Raat Dhol Baja raha tha..
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Thodi der Baad ek Alien Dharati per Aaya aur Bola
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Bhai Mere Bete ka kal Exam hai, Thoda Dheere Bajaa...:/:

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